Poll-Serious question about my wife?

Ok, so all I did was drink 14 Budweisers and, whoops! I ended up screwing that slut Tammy from two trailers down. Well, I mean, everyone does Tammy, so why on Earth is my wife so mad? How can I get her to forget about this? I already told her that her rack is wayyy better than Tammy's, and that she smells better too. So don't suggest that, it didn't really work.